Here's a pretty cool cabinet thing. It's $49.99. You can put things in it.
We've got a couple printer/scanners for $9.99 each. They're pretty cool.
Here's some more stuff. There's a DVD player ($9.99), a CD player ($9.99), and a cassette tape deck ($8.99)
Awesome green lamp! Only $3.99!
Camouflage jacket! It's $5.99!
Here's a jacket for you to wear if you're a woman. It is like $29.99 in United States currency. It'll probaby keep you pretty warm. Yeah.
Hey, you! Want some candy? Come on down to Seltice Thrift and you can get some M&M's for only 25 cents! Or you can buy the whole thing for $50 and make your friends pay for candy! Don't have any friends? Sucks for you.
Also, check out that sweet chrome storage unit! It's a big metal
rack that has four shelves for holding things on it! It's $40
because of how amazingly awesome it is!
36 inches long x 54 inches high x 14 inches wide
Note: Objects in picture are not really sideways in real life. Do
not attempt to put them on your wall and expect them to stay like
that. Click here
for more information on this subject.
What time is it? Time to buy this crazy awesome clock for only $9.99!
These look pretty cool, huh? Yeah, of course they do! All your friends will be like, "Hey, cool things you got there!" The set is $39.99.
Whoa! Look at all these baskets! These would look great piled up in your house! Also, Easter is coming soonish so you should buy some if you want!
$1.99 for smallish ones!
$3.00 for big ones!
This fake Christmas tree is like 6 feet tall and comes with lights, a lighted reef, and a cardboard box! It stands up, so you don't need to buy a tree stand!
Price: $14.99
UPDATE: The FBI has informed us that it is illegal to sell items from the future because it could interfere with the space-time continuum, so this item is no longer for sale. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience.
We have an AeroPilates work out machine thing! Don't know what it looks like? Go look it up on Google.
It's in good condition and probably comes with all the parts!
Price: $75
SOLD
Hey! We have mistletoe! Each ziplock bag is like 99 cents! Buy
some!
Instructions
Note: Kisses are not guaranteed
Price: 99 cents per bag
Supplies are limited!
UPDATE: The mistletoes have shriveled up and died. I guess you can still buy them, if you really want.
This is an adjustable meat slicer with a stainless steel blade thing. Meat slicers are primarily used for the slicing of meat and/or meat-like substances. You can also use it for other things like a door stop, a paperweight, or even a boat anchor! All the parts are included (probably) and it looks like it's in new condition.
Price: $10
SOLD
